bwoyler:

f0reverbrookie:

I love them so much <3

can’t you just see the disney channel sitting back watching these kids become huge stars like
“yea we called it”

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Affleck, went on to thank his family by saying, “My daughter wrote my name on my hand for luck. I don’t know how that works, but I guess it worked,” he said. “I want to thank my kids and I want to thank my wife, without whom I would not be anywhere, much less here.” 

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unicornofthesea:

goodstuffhappenedtoday:

A Bunch of Dads Singing Little Mermaid Because Having Daughters Made Them Memorize It

Says Patrick Quinn, co-creator of this video of dads (and some uncles) belting out “Part of Your World” because they all know the words so why not:

Once you have a daughter, no matter how tough, thuggish, or introverted you might be, you’re going to play princess with reckless abandon in front of others knowing that if anyone sees you they’re going to understand. Especially if that someone is another dad.

(via Yahoo!.)

husband requirement. i’m not even kidding.

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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

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mialayla:

I love my job

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xjenn3:

Pitch Perfect: Bellas Regionals, The Sign, Eternal Flame, Turn The Beat Around 

(Source: jan3uary)

janutty:

nbcnews:

Airport cleaner turns in lost iPad with $13,000 in case, gives away reward

(Photo Courtesy Sunshine Cleaning Systems)

A cleaning service worker at a Florida airport found an iPad – with $13,000 stuffed in its case – and turned it in. He then gave away the small reward he got from the owner to two people in need.

Read the complete story.

:’)

wild-nigglets:

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”

“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.

“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

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